UPDATED 25/09/2011 Deciding to put the site traffic on this page to some good use, i’ve added (stolen) the lovingly uploaded “Original Calls Compilations” from BladezOfficial, which comprise every single prank call ever made to Frank “Duncan” Garrett from 2008 to 2011, which is literally almost 24 hours worth of solid audio.

Sadly, calls to Frankie ended on July 3rd of the final year when he spontaneously combusted after walking into a church, and his chargrilled remains were composted by Mrs Billye Scott and her friends from the Stilwell Library Book Club while her husband watched from behind his tool shed with a twisted expression of triumph plastered across his sagging jowls…

Original Calls Compilation #1 (22.8mb)
Original Calls Compilation #2 (12.8mb)
Original Calls Compilation #3 (27.9mb)
Original Calls Compilation #4 (26.5mb)
Original Calls Compilation #5 (14.1mb)
Original Calls Compilation #6 (13.8mb)
Original Calls Compilation #7 (16.8mb)

Bob Chandler calls Frank (and vise versa)


After recieving the call back from Frank in the Bob Chandler video (see above) we tracked down Franks “Homer Scott” and steadily harassed Homer and Billie with Franks soundboard over the course of a couple of days until their patience wore out with Frank and the fun began…

Frank upsets his friend Homer




Mrs Homer Scott annoys Frank again

A final call to Frank from Homer and Billie Scott and the Chris the Hacker soundboards to check in on the old goat and have some fun messin’ with him. Also… you should check out The Scott Family Soundboard by RobbersQuest, or be content with GoldenPhones original soundboard of the happy couple. Have fun with ’em 😉


The Redneck Roofer conferences himself with Frank


Conference prank calls to Mr. Frank Garrett connecting him with Police and then with the Redneck Roofer as our roofing friend furrows his brow and tries to understand what the hell is going on from Frank himself.


Charles calls Frank and “recieves another cussin”

Conferencing Frank with a very confused lady

MistahBlonde and MrNismo call Frank Garrett

9 responses

  1. http://velvettonsils57.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/original-calls-to-frank-garrett/

    I keep making retarded changes…. Here’s the links I feature… Along with the 8th and final part!

    September 27, 2011 at 12:36 am

  2. Fixed the links 😉

    September 25, 2011 at 1:03 am

  3. http://www.mediafire.com/?965szfay1cmvaam

    Here’s the fixed part 5 and I added more onto Part 7. Part 8 will come soon enough, and it will more likely be the last part!

    September 22, 2011 at 10:49 pm

  4. This is Bladez, I’ve updated the links. The main thing is that i’ve changed the files to mp3 files and added a call I noticed I missed in Part 3 (the one where trufuknplaya confronts Frank saying that he wants him to stop seeing his wife). I will be continuing with the calls I never got to in the future. But here are the new links

    Part 1: http://www.mediafire.com/?t9pu3c9x2dnsk02
    Part 2: http://www.mediafire.com/?hw7l0ilbt4zee4o
    Part 3: http://www.mediafire.com/?s3x14ds2tl5a9z7
    Part 4: http://www.mediafire.com/?mm6yebzziyueift
    Part 5: http://www.mediafire.com/?v94diazldyoc11y
    Part 6: http://www.mediafire.com/?omgamz4ux9c8rvn
    Part 7: http://www.mediafire.com/?172m7np1jg3rbte

    September 22, 2011 at 12:08 am

    • Ah thanks for sharing that, i’ll change the links on the page accordingly.

      Awesome work btw, the calls needed collecting for ages, im glad somebody took the time to do it 🙂

      September 22, 2011 at 12:22 am

      • Certainly no problem. I started work on my compilation sometime in 2009, before dozerconstruction came about. Now that he’s gone, it’s where my compilation comes in use.

        September 22, 2011 at 1:06 am

      • Wait, actually it was pt 5 that was edited, and it makes a bs mistake of saying that it’s 2 hours when its in fact a couple minutes after an hour

        September 22, 2011 at 3:13 am

  5. imma go write my thesis on Duncan now.

    A MIRACLE OF NATURE so says I.

    September 21, 2011 at 1:26 am

  6. That’s fucking shit that someone flagged the Bob Chandler video 😡

    August 31, 2011 at 10:12 am

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